27 June, 2011
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides that because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: “We love to fly and it shows”. The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: “Winning the hearts of the world”. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: “Going beyond expectations”.
The woman looks at him sternly and says: “What the f**k do you want?”
“Ah!” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, “Ryanair”!!!